Kegel Olympics
February 18, 2009 by Tracee Sioux
Filed under Parenting
The Discovery Training is more physical than I expected.
I’m in the best shape of my whole entire life.
And yet . . .
The peeing my pants in public is just too much.
Stupid post-birth incontinence.
I finally went to my room for the Diva Cup. It helped.
Today I ordered the bizarro Berman Center Isis Beginner Pelvic Kegel Trainer Muscle Exerciser.
I saw it on Oprah.com during the Best Life Web Cast with sex therapist Laura Berman.
Evidently my vajayjay needs her very own workout – with weights. It’d be humiliating if it weren’t so hilarious.
In a few weeks, she says I’ll be strong enough to graduate to this bad boy:
Evidently my vajayjay needs her very own workout – with weights. It’d be humiliating if it weren’t so hilarious.