Laugh It Up | Why Men Are Happier
May 19, 2008 by Scott Wharton
Filed under Men's Health
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- The world is your urinal.
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 .
- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- One mood all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
LOL! Well-said.
I liked this one as well, however I had to edit it a bit there were a few that I though were a bit inappropriate but it didn’t take naything away froim the rest of them. Glad you liked it.
DULY NOTED why my hubby is always grinning…
I don’t get it.
funny! good stumble!
thiz iz nud funey
Very good, funny. But “You only have to shave your face and neck.” can instead be made even simpler; You actually don’t have to shave at all.
yep….but we die 4 years earlier! excuse me!
Yeah…but only because we want to!
You forgot my favorite “You don’t create drama where none is needed — well, rarely, anyway.”
But I’m not sure about the mustache one. Sure, we have freedom of choice — but only three of those choices (shaven, beard, or goatee) do not make us look like Hester Molester.
Men rules!! This are the reason’s why we are better than most of the girls!
“I had to edit it a bit”
so you ADMIT you copied this from someone else in an effort to draw attention to yourself?
I got this in an (chain) email and posted it here. I never claimed this to “be my own”, or post these to draw “Attention” to myself. The “Laugh It Up” segment of this blog is intended to make people laugh because laughing is healthy.
Pharm:
“Men rules!! This are the reason’s why we are better than most of the girls!”
“Men rules” should be “Men rule”; there is no s added to the verb when the subject is plural.
You should use “These are” or “This is”, not “This are.” “This” is a singular noun. “Are” is used for a plural subject.
The word “reason’s” is only used to show possession. You should have used “reasons” with no apostrophe.
The phrase “of the girls” is unnecessary. You can simply say “than most girls”, and you should in this instance, because there is no specific group of girls to which we are referring.
What I have just done shows us why teachers are mostly women. It also shows us why women are so unhappy: we can’t just leave things alone! XD
Christ, I hate people who take up the responsibility of correcting people’s grammar. Leave the teaching in the classroom. And yes, you just can’t leave anything alone. Just because Pharm didn’t pass the third grade doesn’t mean that anyone benefited from your spell-check.
lol…you just reminded me of my third grade teacher who would be at her desk sometimes diggin in her nose with these giant fingernails.