Midlife Crisis Diagnosis

As we get older, changes occur, and, often we aren’t aware of them.

If you’re currently experiencing an intense desire for an expensive foreign sports care, and, you have 6 kids, and, a specific memory of the Kennedy Administration, you might want to consider the Midlife Crisis Retreat for men.

Or, do you know someone who needs an intervention?

According to the site, the statistics are daunting, just look at a sampling:

-17% of men in their mid-forties find Jean-Claude Van Damme ‘an inspiration’.
-33% of 48 yr old men look in the mirror in the morning and think: ‘Yes.’
-14% of men in their forties believe they could fight a wolf and win.
-Last month, 15,000 men started to think a tighter trouser made them more attractive.
-14,500 middle-aged men took paintball seriously last year.

A cause for concern, indeed.

Are you a candidate for the Midlife Crisis Retreat? Take the self diagnosis test.

OK, so it’s an ad for the Volkswagon Passat, but, I thought it was hilarious.

Via Life Two