Nick Cage Stars in The Wicker Man
August 31, 2006 by Cory
Filed under Diseases & Conditions
There can be no denying it. Nick Cage is bald. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Of course not. Though, he may want to tell the barber, “A little shorter on the sides.” Only clowns look good in… well… clown hairdos.
Back to point: Nick Cage is opening The Wicker Man tomorrow, a remake of a 1973 film by the same name. I haven’t seen the original, and even though I’m a pretty big fan of Cage, I won’t be in a rush to see this one. Horror/Thrillers aren’t really my cup of tea. (The fact I used the expression “cup of tea” should be ample confirmation for you.)
What about you? Are you a scare-me-til-my-hair-falls-out kind of person?
Depends on the day. But it can’t be horror just for horror’s sake. It actually has to have a decent storyline to make it worth my time.
Definitely not. Who wants to sit through most of a movie with her eyes shut and having to ask… “is it over yet”??