Nivea Kiss Commercials
October 30, 2008 by Lara Kulpa
Filed under Relationships
Am I alone in hating these Nivea lip balm kissing commercials?
I know, I’m despising them for one very simple reason: I’m not getting kissed like that. I don’t know if I’ve been kissed like that in a very long time. In fact, I can sit here and quite fondly remember when I was kissed like that, by whom, and how much I absolutely fell in love with him when he did kiss me like that. And it was like, 9 years ago.
But I’m not being kissed like that NOW.
I haven’t been in a long time.
Damn these friggin’ romantic-y mushy love stuff commercials.
I know they’re ploy, too. They want me, little Miss Singledom, to sit here and think, “Oh wow, I should buy that crap because when I do, I’ll get kissed, just. Like. That.”
You know what? Eff them. I happen to have very pretty lips, soft and full. Any man would melt at the sheer thought of being able to kiss my lips. And I don’t need no stinkin’ Nivea lip balm to do it either, I tell ya.
Grr.
Well, I don’t hate the commercials, but I do hate being kiss-less. It’s been 2 months since I’ve been kissed and while that may not seem like a long time, I’ve decided that it might be time for me to move on to some new lips. Err, I mean I’m keeping the lips that I have, but if a certain man does not have an interest in either putting his lips against mine or even putting his lips in the vicinity of a phone, then well I’m interested in meeting some new lips.
Did any of that make sense?