Nympho Niagra at Book Club
November 7, 2008 by Tracee Sioux
Filed under Parenting
So, I have this bad-ass book club and we read one book a month.
The best part is not the book.
The best part is the company.
This month we’re having a Pure Romance Party. And of course, by “romance” I mean “sex props” party.
If you go to the website you just enter in your zip code and a Sex Toy Lady - like the Tupperware and Mary Kay lady – will come to your party and show you the goods.
I may be enticed to become a dealer myself – I think I’d be exceptionally good at it. Can you think of a more fun way to earn some extra cash than to inform and educate women about how to take charge of their own sex life?
We figure Nov. is a great time to buy romantic gifts to share with our husbands or – if we happen to be single – ourselves. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, right? 
I’m so excited. I looked at the website last night and decided to order the Nympho Niagra Arousal Cream which is supposed to stimulate blood flow and increase sensitivity.
Have you ever had a sex toy party?
Photo source: Pure Romance
There is also a great lube made my Epherita (I believe is the spelling), it is a warming lube they sell at Whole Foods in the Women’s Health Section, any time they have free samples I pick them up.
I met a Pleasure Party Hostess once – she was pretty quiet and tame – not somone I would imagine as a could salesperson. I know I would love to be one too – I host Bachelorette Parties (teaching sexual arts, etc. – I figure I should use my skills!) Ijust don’t have enough friends to invite – like Partylite – you need to know people I think.
OR you might take out an ad in the paper and meet new friends! LOL
There is no Whole Foods for 250 miles from me. But, I wrote about a perfectly wonderful lube here: http://www.blogfabulous.com/is-it-hot-in-here-winners-and-winners/
Bachelorette parties are a great time to do these parties. I am doing one Friday Night. You dont have to know a lot of people. Just start passing out your business cards and catalogs and they will call.