Paula Deen’s Caloric Miracle
In honor of the Superbowl, this weekend’s Food Network offerings were often game-snack related. Leave it to Paula Deen, of course, to take an already strikingly unhealthy genre of food…and make it ten times worse for you. I read about Deen’s game-themed culinary feat months ago, but it wasn’t until this weekend that I got to see the glory it its fullest.
Paula Deen’s Hot Dog. (It was featured on this episode, but the recipe was left off the website…hmm, I wonder why.)
It starts out innocent enough: a hot dog wrapped in bacon. But no, this isn’t enough for our intrepid artery clogger.
She proceeds to top it with, and I kid you not:
Onions fried in butter.
A generous serving of Velveeta “cheese”.
And…what was very possibly spoonfuls of lard right out of the bucket.
Thankfully, TVGasm has a screenshot.
Ok, that makes me wanna hurl. And that’s not just cause I am sick.
I can understand the onions and cheese – though not her variety. It just sounds so fatty.
Typical Paula Deen- she adds fat,butter, and cream to recipes that can be found on product packages, then cackles hysterically at her own jokes and hopes we believe she can cook.
it wasn’t lard, it was cole slaw. the thought of lard is much much funnier, but i saw the episode and it’s cole slaw.
Ha, I saw it too, but my volume was off and when I came across these pictures I wasn’t sure what the substance was. I wouldn’t put it past her, though.
She’s not a dietician by any means (guess you watch Ellie Krieger for that), but I like Paula.
I am sorry all you guys (actually i mean gals) are so offended by Paula, she says it time and time again that she does her recipes PURELY for flavor….and trust me fat tastes GOOD…as for all you bitter weight watcher wanna bes that prolly couldnt stick to a diet if we used super glue, these meals ARE NOT FOR YOU! get over it fatties cant eat this stuff…but DO NOT undermind the fact that this woman can cook and darn skippy they all taste a lot better then ur lean cusine…so use the net to take ur frustrations out because some of use can indulge ourselves OCCASIONALLY with this type of food….you forget or didnt understand in the first place moderation is the key to success!