Pick Up Line Responses
March 29, 2006 by gayla
Filed under Relationships
guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
He says “Where have you been all my life”
She says “Hiding from you….how the hell did you find me?”
Guy: I would die for you…
Girl: Proove it
Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have !
“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
“So, wanna go back to my place?”
“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
“What’s your sign?”
“No Parking.”
“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the STD Clinic.”
“I can tell that you want me.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you… to leave.”
“May I see you pretty soon?”
“Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
“Your body is like a temple.”
“Sorry, there are no services today.”
“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
“I would go to the end of the world for you.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”
“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
“You look like a dream.”
Response: “Go back to sleep.”
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
“I can see forever in your eyes.”
Response: “But all I can see is never in yours.”
Suggest a Pick Up Line and Response
i like pick up line resposes
they’re funny :L