Steve Jobs on God and DNA

Brian Briggs of BBspot claimed yesterday that Steve Jobs wrote an article about God and DNA for the Apple website.

Jobs wrote that “God has wrapped the secrets of life in a complex code that only he has the key to. With only one entity controlling this code, people are forced to use workarounds, like marrying someone with blue eyes or upright posture. With DNA secrets revealed, we could have any kid we wanted without the hassle. Nerds wouldn’t have to be left out as mates because of their poor eyesight or inept athletic ability.

Almost fooled me. Almost.

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