Suggested New Year’s resolutions for my dogs
December 29, 2008 by Chloe Findlay-Harder
Filed under Pets
I would like to suggest some New Year’s resolutions for my dogs. While I don’t hold much hope that they’ll agree to them, it’s worth a try…
In 2009 I solemnly resolve…
- To let my parents sleep through the night, and not wake them up three times because I need to go roll in the snow.
- To not eat my mom’s good paper, art supplies or craft supplies.
- To not try and steal cups of coffee belonging to humans.
- To let my parents have some of blanket when I sleep on the bed.
- Not to throw up on the beige carpet, but to aim for the lino in the kitchen instead.
- To let my parents sleep in on weekends and not wake them up by sitting on their pillows and licking their faces.
- Not to shred every piece of important mail in the house.
Do your dogs need to try some New Year’s resolutions too? Add them in the comments!
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Gus needs to resolve to go walkie outside even if it rains and to stop eating all the baby toys.
Underwear I must not eat it no matter how new soft and expensive it is.
30 sec rule I know when you are doing something so I will not wait 30 sec after you stop to relax to ask to be let out.