Teen Paints Penis On Roof
March 24, 2009 by Eliza Ferree
Filed under Parenting
What would you do if you came home to discover your teenager painted a giant Phallus on your roof? For those that don’t know a phallus is from ancient Greece and was a fertility symbol.
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Cerne Abbas Giant is an 80ft figure of a naked man, carved into a hill (using chalk) in England. The teen, Rory McInneses painted this on the top of his parents home right before going away for a year (guessing an exchange student) to Brazil. Hmmm, something tells me he is going to be in a LOT of trouble.
If this was your son, what would you do? Obviously they can’t do much since it was discovered only after he was already in Brazil, safe and sound.
Oh and to add one more comment, he didn’t actually draw Cerne Abbas, he just drew a giant penis. He’d heard about Google Earth doing satellite pictures and thought it would be neat to have this on there.In the meantime the parents are leaving it up until he comes home, then he’ll get a bucket and scrub brush.
I’m pretty curious how they actually found out…
oh, this is a funny story. Okay the son had just watched a documentary on google earth and thought it would be neat to get their house on there with that. But a helicopter flew over the area the passenger inside noticed and they went back to take pics of it. Later they called the dad and asked him about it,he thought it was some early april fool’s day joke. He got to see the pics and asked his other kids, this is how he found out his older son had painted it.