The Blues of Baldness

I came across this little “explanation” about the blues from the New York Times,

A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg ’cause a alligator be chompin’ on it is.

Although, now that I think about it, being bald is no cause to sing the blues. However, I might just think this way because I am Canadian, and it’s well known that you aren’t allowed to have the blues in Canada (see numbers 7&8).

**Picture Source – eschipul via flickr