The eating statistics

A rare but important statistic that measures the quality of food is chopstick breakage.  As far as I can tell, whenever a chopstick gets broken during a meal, it is because the meal is so good and engrossing that the eater loses control and chomps too early or late.  I am sure there are other measures of wonderful eating.  Can you think of any,

Last night was one of those occasions.  We lost a good chopstick to that meal.  My wife got carried away with the food and all of a sudden it was the sound of splintering wood and flailing sticks.  What were we eating?  Stay tuned.