The Flowbee
April 6, 2007 by Cory
Filed under Diseases & Conditions
Ran across a question over at Balding Blog that made me smile…
Ah, now that’s a blast from the past. I never used one, so I can’t blame my hair loss on it. Though I recall jokes about the Flowbee being responsible for such.

I remember the Wayne’s World knock off… The Suck-n-Cut.
“It sucks while it cuts.”
“Well, it certainly does suck.”
I can still picture Garth golden locks being eaten by the device.
It turns out the Flowbee is still available for a mere $60. Make it $90 and you get a “Super Mini Vac” so you don’t have to use your own household vacuum.
Alas and alack, I will never have enough hair to need the Flowbee. If my hair gets to be 1/2″ long, it’s way… way too long.
Sigh…














