The Hulkster is Bald
February 13, 2008 by laura
Filed under Diseases & Conditions
How did this escape me? I had no idea until tonight, that Hulk Hogan was bald. No idea. It didn’t even occur to me, that this may be the case. Man am I losing my bald-ar. To defend my stupidity, I had never seen him without his ‘do rag. but still you would think that with his I don’t know what you call his hair cut- somekind of mutant mullet, that I might come to the conclusion that he is over compensating, But no. I completely missed the boat on this.
Mr Hogan, its time to leave 1982 in the past. Get rid of the hankie on your head, and shave off that mass of over bleached and over processed hair. Become a real baldie. What are you holding on for. You would be much more attractive if you got rid of the hair, both on your head, and on your face.
Wait a sec, did I just out Hulk Hogan from the bald closet?
I nominate Hulk Hogan for bald man of the week (if only he would really commit).
**Picture Source – flickr
It is what we refrer to as a skullet. Mullet with skull showing.
are u serious? this is HULK HOGAN. how can you say anything about hogans hair? he wouldnt be hulk hogan with out the crazy partial hair do. well thats not true, but still i dont like people bashin the hulkster. he is the man. hulkamania rules.
You know, I was actually wondering about this the other night as we were watching American Gladiators – like, how is the hulksters aging hair always so flat ironed perfect? I’m wondering if its not attached to his red hankie and just as removable?
Thing is… he’s made millions $$$£££ with his image… and he still makes appearances making money… without his image … it would be finished. He’s even made a TV show out of his ‘image’ so its paying for his rich lifestyle.
You gotta remember… we all have faults… and I bet he could pick at least one fault with each and every one of us that is judging his appearance … be it being too short…big nose.. over weight… big feet or poor skin.. but I bet none of those things are making any money for us… like his image does for him
just worth a thought about judging others.
wow, very well put!
No offence intended to anyone by the way… its just what I was thinking when I wrote that ^ as I used to get fun made outa me with my hair loss.. and it kinda hit a sore point
but…I can tell u… my hair is really growing back now… and am starting to feel a whole lot better.. 
Up until recently, I had no idea he was even bald. I just don’t understand why he covers it up.
He could do a lot of good for baldness- his image is everywhere after all.
But instead of embracing his baldness – he is covering it up.
Being bald is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I know a lot of people who look better without hair, than they do with hair.
I suspect Hulk Hogan may be one of them. But then again, maybe he won’t be as recognizable….and I suppose for him, and the companies he endorses – that might not be such a good thing.
man, he’s been bald since the first time I saw him. It’s his charisma that does it for him…oh and the fact that he huge. It’d kind of like Rick Flare. He was never the biggest best shaped guy but he drew fans with his personality.
Hi Laura… yeh..I know what you mean. But on UK MTV his show was on… and his wife asked him to take her shopping and be obliged and they took the kids as well.. UNKNOWN to him… they had booked him in with a hair transplant clinic for a consult! When there got the the shops… she just took him straight in and really humilated the guy.
They put his picture on the computer and showed him how he would look with hair…and with a shaved head…. and surprisingly… he looked terrible with a shaved head… it just wasnt a good look.. his whole family said the same thing. Also.. he was asking why he should have all this done to make ‘them happy’ when he was quite happy with his image…and you could see how unhappy he was on the drive home… I kwow he’s a big tuff guy…but he was definitley emotional about being made a fool of in fron of his whole family and national TV …by his own wife.
I felt so bad for the guy.. it just shows that even big guys like him.. have feelings too.
But i do understand what you were saying… but hope this explaines why he doesnt shave it all off… it plainly doesnt suit him at all.. unfortunatley..
But he’s happy with his image…and thats the most important thing for us all.