The I’m Bald Quote of the Day

Image details: Zebra in pasture served by picapp.com

I haven’t quite figured out why I think this relevant, but it seems to me that this quote could be referenced when answering questions about baldness. It’s from Zebra Question, by Shel Silverstein.

I asked the zebra,
Are you black with white strips?
Or white with black strips?
And the zebra asked me,
Are you good with bad habits?
Or are you bad with good habits?
Are you noisy with quiet times?
Or are you quiet with noisy times?
Are you happy with sad days?
Or are you sad with happy days?
Are you neat with some sloppy ways?
Or are you sloppy with some neat ways?
And on and on and on and on
And on and on he went.
I’ll never ask a zebra
About stripes
Again.