The List

If we’re going to talk about establishing a profile online, I know there’s also something we make sure we have online, too. It’ll have something that enumerates our “requirements”, which usually involves a list. Sounds interesting? Well — to a prospective suitor [mine], he’ll definitely love the idea of knowing what I’m looking for in a partner. Makes his job a whole lot easier, huh? Not.

Okay, I’ll try to make one that I can use online and off. And yea, this list is aptly called, Wanted: A Lifetime Partner. Just for kicks, a silly idea came to mind — it’s the manner on how I wanted to write them down and it’s something like this…

Position Applying For : Lifetime Partner [Husband]

Will be reporting directly to : Me [haha!]

Basic Requirements:

Male, 28-35 years old, Christian, Bachelor’s Degree [this means you have to be smart enough to keep up], 5′8″ or taller, Healthy and Athletic, Responsible, Resourceful, Creative and Innovative, Excellent Communication Skills [good listening skills, concise and clear speech], Dry, Witty and Sarcastic Humor is acceptable, Excellent Grooming [looks and smells clean], Works with minimal supervision [translation: not a momma's boy], Decisive [means you can make decisions!], Diligent, Results-oriented, Willing to travel when required, Good Driving and Navigation skills is a plus.

Duties & Responsibilities:

* Effectively deliver and facilitate intelligent conversations in support of dates to ensure superior entertainment; specifically and especially during bad days or PMS periods.

* Provide basic support for emotional, physical, intellectual and financial needs, and adhere to developed life agenda/timelines and content flow.

* Advise on continuation of partner’s eligibility for suitors.

* Monitor the relationship progress for the duration of the engagement then continues on to marriage, providing coaching and developmental feedback.

* Facilitate transition of partner from singleness to married life, ensuring competency levels are sufficient.

* Maintain updated personal and marital course materials and course masters.

* Prepare all delivery support tools used during engagement and married life.

* Understand relationship facilitation, methodology, approaches, and bedroom delivery strategies.

* Maintain product knowledge for each account by taking and making calls and/or sms, attending and making dates, side by side observations, and healthy monitoring of partner’s whereabouts.

* Research information [not alibis] for each accounted incident by attending partner meetings and periodic calibration sessions.

* Support and participate in continuous improvement initiatives, as applicable.

* Participate in special projects or other involvement as required by relationship needs.

Interested and Eligible Suitors are advised to just leave a comment.

Interview invitations and status updates will be posted on the comments section of this entry so please check the blog regularly.

Previous Applicants need not apply.

That was hilarious! I had fun doing that. Teeheehee.

What about you guys? What will your list look like?