This Week’s Love Forecast

Since it worked out SO well last time, here is my love forecast for this week from Astrology.com:

This harmonious time gives you plenty of opportunity to establish a long term relationship. Conditions now support a relationship so get ready for the plunge. It is a good time economically and materially also, so you are more stable in every area of your life.

Wow. Couldn’t be more wrong if it tried.

It goes on: Remember to include a balance of work and play into your schedule, you will need time to work and social life as well as your intimate life. The secret is to devote an appropriate amount of time to everything. If the daily humdrum is under control then you are free to play in your time off. And when your psyche is relaxed, then you are relaxed, and anything is possible!

You experience very deep emotions and you feel quite responsible. Fill this time with affection and mutual confidences, deep communication and lots of play – this will build a well-balanced connection with a potential lover and others you encounter.

Your tendency now is to be cool and serene rather than hot-to-trot, you want to be sure that what you are looking for is stable and fruitful. You know instinctively how to balance time spent at work and at play. It is a smooth time, things are going well, giving you the freedom to be distracted and have fun knowing all your other commitments are taken care of.

Tell me: Does ANYONE’S horoscope ever make sense?

Lets take note: I am currently having friend, relationship, job, and money drama, am in the process of moving, and have so many conflicts and stresses going on, I can’t even keep track. What part of this is accurate???

I return you to your sunny Sunday.

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