Tips On How To Troubleshoot Your Girl

WORD OF CAUTION: This post [or the links contained in this post, that is] is not suitable for the, uh, faint of heart. Reader discretion advised.

I, now, have a new blog-addiction. Reading the utter craziness written by this Noisy, Noisy Man! Hahaha. I really had to laugh out loud! He’s friggin’ funny! Mind-numbingly C-R-A-Z-Y! [All meant in a good way, ok?!]

Since I did a feature for the women on how to care for their new boyfriends, I thought I’d extend the same courtesy to men who have — uh, not necessarily new — girlfriends.

Of course, in my readings, I stumbled onto these posts from his series, Troubleshooting your Girl: [Provided some excerpts, too.]

Troubleshooting your Girl: PMS

“You can also say ‘Honey, my wallet is upstairs. Help yourself.’ But I won’t advise it, lest you’ll have different variants of chocolate for dinner for the next three months. And your woman’s closet will be unexplainably filled to the very last inch with fur coats, shoes, handbags, and other girly stuff we men don’t even want to touch.”

[What is it about men and PMS? Honestly.]

Troubleshooting Your Girl: Your Wallet Beckons

“Rob a bank – This is probably the simplest solution to your problem. Borrow some of your girlfriend’s stockings, put it over your head, get one of those cheap Chinese-made Swiss Army Knives that you’ve been collecting (you can finally use ‘em!) go to the bank, and scream ‘This is a stickup! I want your money!’”

[You've got to check out the Pros and Cons. Heehee.]

Troubleshooting Your Girl: Read Her Mind!

“The Pickup Line. No, women would not appreciate it if you state outright that you just want to get into their pants.”

[Note: I got the male and female images from this post. Great way to illustrate a point, I must say. Hahaha.]

I’m sure it’s not meant to offend us, females. It’s done in good — un-clean(?) — fun. I do suggest you head on over there, read them posts and get to know this Noisy, Noisy Man. His blog is crazy fun!