Whad I Shay?
December 14, 2006 by Mark
Filed under Diseases & Conditions
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me, do I come here often?”
Ba Da Boomp…
(I can relate 
)
THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE:
Hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline…
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone else to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn’t matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
…Author Unknown
