Comments on: What to say when someone asks you “Why aren’t you married yet?”

By: Kenny

Kenny — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:44:36 +0000

Because a marriage license is a license to steal.
Because in a few years you’ll be unhappy and take my home, children, and my future income. Big thanks to all the women on this site, for not getting married, sorry but you won’t be happy ever.

By: noah whitaker

noah whitaker — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:21:42 +0000

ive been using this one for years….

“no way….I’m too young to die”

By: Lara

Lara — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:35:47 +0000

I get this question, but it’s often followed with something like “I know you love kids. Don’t you want children?”

I’m thinking I’m going to stick with my recent standard… “Because I’m going to use the wedding money to buy some baby fertilizer and go it alone.”

You really can’t imagine the looks I get from my family when I tell them about my plan!

By: Dating in New York

Dating in New York — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 12:48:38 +0000

my fav is Because I just love hearing this question.

- Why aren’t you thin yet?
you couldn’t find any more acid answer!

By: Akolyte01

Akolyte01 — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 03:31:36 +0000

“I’m gay.”

By: justme.jen

justme.jen — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:58:04 +0000

Once you’re married, the question becomes “When are you going to have kids?” ;-p

By: Baggage Reclaim - Dating, singles, relationships, sex tips and advice blog for men and women. » What to say when someone asks you “Why aren’t you married yet?”

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:18:55 +0000

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By: Huda Sh. Abbas

Huda Sh. Abbas — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:34:57 +0000

not yet met mr. right. i met some mr. wrong and they break my heart, so i have to be careful and choose the best.

By: Carolyn Swan

Carolyn Swan — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:42:53 +0000

I found this list of things to say when asked “Why am I not married yet” interesting. I liked most of them and do plan on making use of some of them,wheras I found some of them to be potentially offensive. Thank you to whom it may concern

By: connie

connie — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:55:10 +0000

i enjoy my freedom, to come and go as i please and to answer to no one,but myself