What Would the Top Mom Contest Winner Look Like?

Vanessa Van Petten is having a Mom Blog Makeover contest, but she just posted the FUNNIEST thing I have read all week. She does a play by play comparison of America’s Top Model show and a fictitious America’s Top Mom show.

With comparisons like:

6. America’s Next Top Model Contest= Runway Walk with Platform Heels and a leather mini-skirt

America’s Next Top Mommy Contest= Balancing Toddler Walk with stroller, twin babies and a crying toddler while wearing a bathing suit around a wet poolside.

AND

4. America’s Next Top Model Tyrant= Tyra

America’s Next Top Mommy Tyrant= Martha Stewart   (you saw that one coming)

…it is sad, but true, and oh, so funny. So click QUICKLY while doing all the other gazillion things you are doing simultaneously over to her site and read the whole comparison!!