When you gotta go… you move into this house

You may remember Swamplot from the famed wood paneling house. Well, they recently sent me another gem of a structure – this one loaded to the brim; with bathrooms!

Look at this, it’s unbelievable.

See all the red arrows – those are flippin’ bathrooms. There’s only four bedrooms! What could you possibly need with nine-and-a-half bathrooms – one of which has it’s own terrace?

Swamplot asks this of the perfect potential owner:

“Do you experience the urge to urinate frequently? Do you suffer from recurring bladder infections?enlarged prostate? And one more question: Do you have $8.5 million burning a hole in your (probably moist) pocket? Well then, you’re certainly going to pee in your pants when you see the exciting floor plans for the two “Gramercy Tower Suite” penthouses on the top floors of Houston’s 34-story Turnberry Tower!”

I highly suggest you read the rest of this post at Swamplot – too funny.

If bathrooms aren’t your thing check out Swamplot’s killer 80s house post: One home, one heavy splash of 80s decor (interior and exterior), and 10 years sitting on the market makes this home a winner – if you’re looking. Seriously, the 80s post was hilarious enough to convince me to add them to my blogroll here. So, go visit.