Whoa! What The Hell Happened To Joey?

So, I’m reading through my Bloglines feeds, and up comes The 80s Club. (Not surprising, since my wife’s the editor, and she’s sitting in the other room with the laptop.) I find her post on the new season of Dancing with the Stars, and she makes a comment about Joey Lawrence’s hair. I click over to ABC, and BAM!

What the?!? Where’d his hair go? TV stars aren’t supposed to age. They are to remain cryogenically frozen in reruns and boxed DVD sets. What happened to the kid from TV?

I couldn’t stand the show when I flipped past it in previous seasons, but I might just have to tune in to an episode or two with her. God help me if he’s a good dancer.