Why, Zizou? Why?

Bald Man of the Week, Zinedine Zidane was rightfully shown a red card in last night’s World Cup final. I will forever want to know what was said that moved him to stop in his tracks, turn around and commit his crime. I suspect there are only two people in the world who know, and Materazzi sure as hell isn’t spilling the beans. I got the sense that something was under Zizou’s skin from the outset. The cheeky penalty and subdued, defiant celebration… Zizou seemed to have an axe to grind from the opening whistle. Where was his smile?

Well, perhaps he can be consoled with his status as HairHelmut.co.uk’s top baldie… ahead of our own Ms. Gail Porter.