Window Views Needed

I am sick and tired of staying in a closed warehouse type of office for 10 hours a day and 300 days a year. I want to see sunshine, trees and birds!!

Here are a few ways to achieve the goal of seeing sunshine:

A) Buy from the vending machine as shown below

B) Join the smoking group so you can go outside every half an hour

C) Make enough troubles so you will be called into your boss’s window office a few times a day

D) Create some side projects. So one day, you can work for yourself from home with 15 windows around ya. Sweet!

Hmm… I think I will pick D)