Worst Pickup Lines You Can Ever Think Of
February 16, 2006 by gayla
Filed under Relationships
Ok, let’s make a little fun time around here. What are the worst pickup lines you can ever think of? Let me try a few :
- Approaching a French lady… “ How do you say “I want to have sex with you” in French?”
- “Hmm. well… uhh… Will you…? Ehh… mmmm… never mind…”
- “Ma’am, I like big women. You defiantly are my taste.” (getting punched…) “Wait.. I said I like big wo..” (getting more punches…)
- “Hi, I am a gynecologist. If you go out with me, I will give you some discount…. “ (getting punched…)
- “So.. umm… I noticed your a girl.. will u go out with me?” Sure enough, this guy is getting punched too…
Got a few to share?
You know, if I had heard some of those when I was single, I’d have probably become a nun.
Those are BAD!!! LOL
“If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you’d be Frito Lay and I’d be Eveready.”
And I agree with Gayla. Those are the worst pick-up lines ever lol!