Would You Put a Stripper Pole in Your Bedroom?
November 2, 2008 by Marye Audet
Filed under Relationships
Just curious.
You can buy them on Amazon…and some of them are temporary poles…so you could more or less put it up and then take it down before the kids came in to wake you up in the morning. They even have excercise videos based on pole dancing so you could always appeal to the “good girl” within by reminding her how wonderful exercise is for a healthy body.
But my question is…how many middle aged women are going to be willing to do that? And, just as important, how many of their middle aged husbands are actually interested in them doing that?
Let’s face it, a svelte 22 year old in a thong moving around a pole is going to look alot different that most 42 (or more) year olds moving around a pole. And while I understand that love, to a point, is blind, I wonder if it is just THAT blind?
I took a stripper exercise class a few years back… it was incredible exercise. I quit before the last class because the last class consisted of doing a routine in a local club which I personally thought was over the top. I am not so sure the guys at the club were going to feel very happy about it either..after all not one woman in the class was in her best years..
Anyway..I did love the class…and it wasn’t a get naked thing..You wore your workout gear and then brought a shirt to work with over the top of it… Let me tell you, some of those moves when done in spiked heels are gruelling. Boot camp was easier.
Think of it as boot camp in heels.
So, if you had the chance to put up a stripper pole (permanent or temporary) would you?
And if you are a guy, is this something you would enjoy your wife doing?
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I’m trying to figure how one would assimilate it into one’s decor. Just hypothetically.
I suppose if one had a personal gym then it could be put there and used to work out….but I KNOW it wouldn’t fit in my bedroom (small room) and even in some of the bigger bedrooms of friends and family it would still be weird to have a random pole. Can you imagine walking around in the dark ( or on challenging days …in the light) and bumping into it?
Yep, those bruises would just look great.
I guess if it were appealing to a couple then it wouldn’t seem hazardous, huh?
To me it would just be an obstacle in room arrangement and management. Yeah, I’m no fun.
No. But my daughter lived downstairs from some guys who had one installed in their apartment, while she was going to college a year ago.
heheheehehhee Oh my goodness. No, I don’t think I would have a stripper pole in my bedroom. Even if I did have the body for it, I’m extremely uncoordinated. I’d probably look like Carrie on King of Queens. lol
I had some friends that had a swing in their bedroom. I’m sure it was the wife’s idea. She was pretty kinky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPB0×3kbZCI
This one’s funny too.
oops, i forgot to leave this link the first time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HPa2onPT3Y
Marye, you’re cracking me up! Stripper exercise class, eh? I don’t think I could do the final exam either. LOL
And no I would not have a stripper pole and my age has nothing to do with it. I’m too shy.
“…Let’s face it, a svelte 22 year old in a thong moving around a pole is going to look alot different that most 42 (or more) year olds moving around a pole…”
Ah…well, you’re quite wrong there. A 42 year old slithering on one of those’d be far, far more interesting than the 22yr.
A 20 – 30 year old doesn’t know anything yet and doesn’t have the magnetism/charisma that goes along with knowing what its about.
‘Tis the difference between a mannequin / Window dressing and a Real Woman. One either understands THAT or they don’t…
As far as havin’ one of those in the house…I’m thinking it would be a fast way for all us to get from the upstairs to the downstairs really fast in the mornings – ala ‘Batman and Robin’
Ah. So THAT’s why they called him the boy wonder!
As far as the pole goes . . . if we put one in, I’d end up welding little hooks on it so we could hang our clothes.
“…Ah. So THAT’s why they called him the boy wonder!…”
Not my favourite show. I think if he’d had ‘Batwoman’ as his side-kick, the ” To the Bat-Pole ” double-entendre’d been a bit more palatable
O.k..Ginger..use your imagination..you could tie raffia to it…
Heather…my brain in now seared with an image that you don;t want me to describe..people with think I am insane as I laugh throughout the day for no apparent reason …thank you..
Karen…a swing kinky? LOL! I am trying to figure out how you would explain it to the kids though…
Peggy..you know, if you found an old pole at an antique shop you would HAVE to figure out something to do with it!
David..Being female I am not convinced…I think that immature muscle would out class mature and experienced jiggly hail damage any day.
Dhave..hooks huh? that could hurt.
LOL You all are so funny!
Marye…the point being missed altogether.
…jiggly hail damage… – that’s the term a contractor used to describe our roof after last spring’s storm and IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU any more than to Bernadette Peters at fourty ( or Fifty ) something.
So go ahead and admit it.
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I recall how Caesar and Cleo
Made love in the Milky Way
They needed boats
and armies to get there
I know there’s a better way.
– Sedan Delivery
I am 32 MILF-wanna be and not only do I do pole dancing classes, but I also have a pole in my house and it was the best investment of 2007.
I typically use my pole at home once or twice a week, mostly to keep my body in shape for each week’s class. On ocassion I’ve performed dances for my husband, but they’ve been more aimed at showing him what I learned and less about turning him on.
It’s been good for our marriage. I feel good about myself and we’ll both admit it’s a fun little secret to have — that I can pole dance.
“…more aimed at showing him what I learned and less about turning him on.
It’s been good for our marriage. I feel good about myself and we’ll both admit it’s a fun little secret to have …”
Erin, now that’s the right spirit that I was trying to get at here!
Erin that is very cool. You are lucky that he is interested…
David- always good to see you..you keep the blog looking lived in…
“..you keep the blog looking lived in… ”
Polite way mum has to describe our home after our kids’ have ransacked it.
Thanks for the imagery…
lol!!
My husband and I are actually looking into a stripper pole and the exercise videos for me it works for both of us it gives me a good workout and it gives our sex life a boost..