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Photoshop Vigilante Lorde Strikes Again, Calls Out Magazine For Giving Her A ‘New Nose’

Photoshop Vigilante Lorde Strikes Again, Calls Out Magazine For Giving Her A âNew Noseâ

When Lorde says she’s not so into Photoshop, she sticks to it. Nobody airbrushes her acne, gives her a digital nose job, etc., and gets away with it. A few weeks ago she revealed an unretouched photo of herself performing to remind her Twitter fans that “flaws are ok.” Now she’s taking to Twitter again to show off new Teen Vogue spread, and she loves the photos, except for the fact that her nose looks a little different than usual. More »

Seth Rogen Tweets The Nakedest And Most Stupidly Hilarious Selfie Imaginable (NSFW)

Seth Rogen Tweets The Nakedest And Most Stupidly Hilarious Selfie Imaginable (NSFW)

My weird affection for Seth Rogen continues to mystify me every day. If you described him to me before I’d ever seen him do anything (“Yeah, he’s this guy who always plays loser stoners and hangs out with James Franco”), I’d probably tell you with 100% certainty that I would not find him amusing. But I just do. I think he’s endlessly charming and hilarious and adorable, even when he’s posting a picture of himself bent over naked. More »

This Description Of Justin Bieber’s Alleged Behavior At Walmart Will Convince You He Is An Actual Toddler

This Description Of Justin Bieberâs Alleged Behavior At Walmart Will Convince You He Is An Actual Toddler

Don’t you hate it when you stop by Walmart to pick up some batteries and a rotisserie chicken and fifteen discount DVDs and a keychain you’ll never use but it was on sale and you want it, and a little toddler starts throwing a tantrum or causing a ruckus and disturbing you? It’s even worse when that toddler is actually a 20-year-old pop star named Justin Bieber. More »

Kesha Makes First Public Appearance Post-Rehab, Left Her Dollar Sign And ‘Negative Influences’ Behind

Kesha Makes First Public Appearance Post-Rehab, Left Her Dollar Sign And âNegative Influencesâ Behind

Kesha (or the Artist Formerly Known As Ke$ha) walked the red carpet last night, marking her first major public appearance post-rehab. Not only has she abandoned the dollar sign and reverted back to her birth name, but apparently she’s rid herself of the “negative influences” that caused her to develop an eating disorder and enter rehab in the first place. I’m classifying this news under the Category of Celebrities Who Give Us Hope right next to Amanda Bynes’ happy family pictures from last week. More »

Fergie Licked Frosting Off Shirtless Josh Duhamel For Her Birthday — On A Cake, You Perv

Fergie Licked Frosting Off Shirtless Josh Duhamel For Her Birthday â On A Cake, You Perv

Yesterday was Fergie’s 39th birthday, and her present was exactly what you asked for on your birthday — a cake with shirtless Josh Duhamel on it. The difference here is that Fergie gets to look at the real thing all the time. But is the real thing made of frosting and covered in sparklers? Quite possibly. I don’t know what they do behind closed doors. But based on the fact that Josh Duhamel is still alive and well and in one piece, I’m guessing cannibalism isn’t in their sexytime repertoire, so this is a special occasion. More »

North West Peed On Kanye During Their Vogue Shoot, Insert Evil Baby Cackle Here

North West Peed On Kanye During Their Vogue Shoot, Insert Evil Baby Cackle Here

’m not sure exactly when North West will announce her 2016 candidacy for President of the United States, but it’s probably coming soon. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part, because right after I watched Kim Kardashian on Late Night with Seth Meyers last night, I immediately made 100 “NORTH 4 PREZ” buttons. As soon as I heard Kim explain that North peed on Kanye West during their Vogue shoot, I knew this country would be a better place with that baby at its helm. North might prefer a dictatorship over a democracy, however. More »

Lorde Went To Her First Basketball Game Last Night And Live-Tweeted Her Adorable Confusion

Lorde Went To Her First Basketball Game Last Night And Live-Tweeted Her Adorable Confusion

I spend way too much of my time trying to determine if Lorde is a mortal human. Sometimes there’s simply no way she’s not a vampire, other times I’m charmed by what a normal teenager she is. Then still other times she’s hanging out with Taylor Swift and I can’t decide what she is through my irrational annoyance. Last night Lorde went to a Bulls game, which was presumably her first experience with basketball. I’m making this assumption based on the live-tweets she sent during the game, which ranged from stress to confusion to amazement. It was adorable and funny, but it didn’t really help me in deciding the status of her mortality. More »

Sorry Everybody, But There’s A Chance Miley Cyrus’ ‘Crazy’ New Lip Tattoo Is Fake

Sorry Everybody, But Thereâs A Chance Miley Cyrusâ âCrazyâ New Lip Tattoo Is Fake

Miley Cyrus, the poster child for holding onto relevance for dear life, found a new way to grab our attention this weekend, and it involved a tattoo. I fear she’s been influenced by Justin Bieber and will just pop into a tattoo parlor whenever she feels the world’s eyes start to leave her. Luckily she hasn’t reached the tattoo sleeve phase, but it would appear she has reached the “sad cat emoji on the inside of her lower lip” phase. As you can see above, Miley put a crying yellow kitty right on the inside of her lip, because AHH CRAZY. But alas, there’s a chance it’s not even real. OR IS IT? More »