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Isla Fisher Doesn’t Own A Scale Because She Has Daughters, Also Morals

Isla Fisher Doesn’t Own A Scale Because She Has Daughters, Also Morals

If you’re in the market for a new mother to raise you up right this time around, look no further than Isla Fisher. The Amy Adams stunt double spoke with Fitness this month about her body image and made a statement so shocking that I’m still reeling from what she said. Seriously sit down, because someone in Hollywood just admitted that she’s putting her kids in front of her body. (I know, I did a spit take too. Then I drank it back up because juice cleanses are expensive and I’ve only got 4 weeks to get a hot summer body.) More »

Chris Brown And Rihanna Broke-Up, So That’s Good I Guess

Chris Brown And Rihanna Broke-Up, So That’s Good I Guess

Apparently our least favorite on-again-off-again couple finally called it quits for good this time. Or for a time. Probably a limited time. It seems like Rihanna and Chris Brown are the kind of couple who’s probably going to break up and get back together at least 9 times this year. So while I’m excited that Rihanna’s breaking away from that abusive relationship, I don’t want to get my hopes up too high. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I won’t throw my highly anticipated “horrible couples” theme party yet. More »

Amanda Bynes Tweets About Having An Eating Disorder

Amanda Bynes Tweets About Having An Eating Disorder

Amanda Bynes’ strange behavior has really escalated in recent weeks. Her tweets and public persona have gone from bizarre to genuinely upsetting. Earlier this week she tweeted that she hadn’t dyed her hair red, even though photographs clearly show she had, but she claimed those photographs depicted an imposter. Then early this morning she tweeted that she has an eating disorder: More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook Recipes Will Leave You Hungry And Broke

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook Recipes Will Leave You Hungry And Broke

What this cookbook definitely isn’t called is It’s All Affordable. Because in addition to banning dairy, meat, wheat, sugar and various other delicious things (What’s left? Air?), Gwyneth basically expects her loyal cookbook readers to use the “Price High to Low” feature when searching for ingredients. If you’ve ever wondered when that feature would be useful, cooking Gwyneth Paltrow’s recipes is the answer. The ingredients will cost you an arm and a leg, if you haven’t already gnawed them off in hunger. More »

Based On This Photo, Demi Lovato Should Always Go Make-Up Free

Based On This Photo, Demi Lovato Should Always Go Make-Up Free

Okay so, Demi Lovato put up a makeup-free picture today with the caption “Ladies, be brave today…take off your make-up and stop using those filters!! WE are beautiful!!!”, and I have a lot of feelings about it that I’d like to talk through with you guys if that’s okay. Usually when a celebrity posts a no make-up picture, looking at it makes me feel better about myself. However … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Assures Us She Lets Daughter Apple Eat Foods Other Than Her Namesake

Gwyneth Paltrow Assures Us She Lets Daughter Apple Eat Foods Other Than Her Namesake

Earlier this month we learned from Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook, It’s All Good (a lying liar title that lies), that her children Apple and Moses adhere to a strict gluten-free, health-conscious, carb-averse diet that sometimes leaves them with “that specific hunger that comes with avoiding carbs.”

But it turns out, Apple and Moses have discovered that junk foods are real, and they’re spectacular. In her lifestyle newsletter Goop, Gwyneth addresses all those carb-obsessed Americans who yelled at her for her decisions, their voices muffled by the hunks of bread hanging grotesquely out of their filthy maws. More »

Girls Is Terrible, And Such Small Portions: How To Lose Friends And Alienate Everyone

Girls Is Terrible, And Such Small Portions: How To Lose Friends And Alienate Everyone

Last night’s episode of Girls involved a cumshot, a broken q-tip and a possible rape. Which is why I feel okay saying it’s the most uncomfortable episode ever. Like, when I say uncomfortable, I mean I watched the whole thing through my hands like a horror movie. Things were viscerally uncomfortable with Hannah vs. the ass splinter/Hannah vs. the q-tip. Socially with Marnie’s Kanye sing-along. And ultimately, the sex between Adam and Natalya makes me seriously question the purportedly “feminist” thesis of the show. Did that feel like rape to anyone else? Did we really need to see that cumshot? More »

Jessica Simpson Still Seems To Be Confused About How Pregnancy Works

Jessica Simpson Still Seems To Be Confused About How Pregnancy Works

Jessica Simpson went on Ellen to talk about her latest pregnancy, and she continues to display her lack of understanding of how pregnancy — or, more specifically, the prevention of pregnancy — works. She told Ellen that the pregnancy happened because “I don’t know, apparently protection was just thrown out the window!” I need some clarification, Jessica. Do you literally mean that you defenestrated whatever form of birth control you were planning to use? More »

Mila Kunis Shows Interviewer How To Interview Her During Interview, Amazingness Ensues

Mila Kunis Shows Interviewer How To Interview Her During Interview, Amazingness Ensues

If you’re the kinda girl who’s spent the past few months eyeing Jennifer Lawrence for the coveted role as your new best friend, then you’re probably also the kind of girl who wishes Mila Kunis could be your cool, older stepsister who taught you everything you know about sex, drugs and shoplifting from Wet Seal. If you’re somehow not already feeling that way about her, then just wait. After you watch this BBC Radio 1 interview, you’re going to understand where I’m coming from with whole weird stepsister thing. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that you’re probably going to want your parents to get divorced. More »

Kim Kardashian Now Just Mere Days Away From Morbid Obesity

Kim Kardashian Now Just Mere Days Away From Morbid Obesity

Here’s the bad news: Kim Kardashian’s using her pregnancy as a reason to eat whatever she wants. WHATEVER! As we now know from the investigation team at Daily Mail Fatass Watch Incorporated, she bought TWO frozen yogurts. That’s TWO more than any human being should eat. Frozen yogurt? She might as well goto Costco, buy a barrel of mayonnaise and shoot it into her veins. No I’m sorry that’s being too generous. I mean there’s splurging and there’s SPLURGING and there’s DIABETES. I don’t even know what to say about this really, besides to beg her to get help asap. Like as soon as she finishes reading this article and sharing it on her Twiter, she should get help. More »

Seeing Jennifer Lawrence Go To The Gym Inspires Me To Maybe, One Day, Also, Possibly Workout

Seeing Jennifer Lawrence Go To The Gym Inspires Me To Maybe, One Day, Also, Possibly Workout

Oh Jennifer Lawrence. You continue to inspire me every single day with your normalness. You’re so healthy and fit and wise and funny. If you ever move to NYC and need a roommate, let me know. Also, if you need me to play a small-to-large role in Catching Fire, also let me know. While I don’t want to pat myself on the back too hard, I do have to mention that several people have told me I look like a Finnick Odair. Just saing. More »

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