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Another Teen Girl Dead Because Her Sexual Attack Was Posted Online: RIP Audrie Pott

Another Teen Girl Dead Because Her Sexual Attack Was Posted Online: RIP Audrie Pott

It’s Friday. All over kids will be telling their parents they are going to a movie, or sneaking out of the house, or lying about spending the night at a friend’s. It’s what teenagers do. It’s what I did. There’s nothing new about this. But now we have another suicide due to the fact a teen girl was sexually assaulted and the boys who did this to her took photographs of the attack and posted them on the internet. More »

I Was Diagnosed As Infertile At 20 – And Then I Got Pregnant

I Was Diagnosed As Infertile At 20 – And Then I Got Pregnant

I was 20 and in college when I was diagnosed as infertile. I’d been taken into hospital for a pelvic scan after months of severe, sudden stabbing pains in my abdomen. The sharp but irregular muscular pains in my ribs finally became so horrendous that my general practitioner thought he should do something about them that wasn’t simply a painkiller and his usual advice that I “try to eliminate stress” …
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Gwyneth Reveals Horrible Experience With Miscarriage And Now I Feel Like A Jerk

Gwyneth Reveals Horrible Experience With Miscarriage And Now I Feel Like A Jerk

Gwyneth Paltrow described her miscarriage as a “really bad experience” that left her wondering if she should try for another child. The 40-year-old actress speaks of her “window” of opportunity for having a child possibly being over. As someone who is 40 and pregnant – I can definitely understand that. I know how stressful it is to be pregnant when you’re considered “advanced maternal age.” More »

Jerk Kids Are Having McDonald’s French Fry ‘Potato Parties’ And Not Inviting Us Boring Old People

Jerk Kids Are Having McDonald’s French Fry ‘Potato Parties’ And Not Inviting Us Boring Old People

Kids are so much cooler and smarter and potentially fatter than we are, because when us boring old people are ordering those wilted salads at Micky D’s, our kids are ordering a gazillion french fries and dumping them all on plastic trays and then posting photographs of themselves enjoying their deadly and delicious “potato party” for the world to see. More »

Rest Easy: Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Gained Any Pregnancy Weight In Her Legs

Rest Easy: Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Gained Any Pregnancy Weight In Her Legs

Last week, People magazine was suspiciously complimentary of pregnant Jessica Simpson‘s “fit” and “trim” body. This week, the Daily Mail is following suit by gabbing about how fab the Weight Watchers spokesperson looks — but via a very much needed update on the singer’s legs. That’s right, leave no crook of this woman’s flesh unturned for Baby Weight Inspection. More »

People Magazine Is Being Uncharacteristically Nice To Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant Body

People Magazine Is Being Uncharacteristically Nice To Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant Body

As much as I rail against the tabloids — as well as other media — for their “mum tum” vocabulary choices and speculation over which Fatty McFat pregnant lady isn’t getting to the gym enough, sudden respect for a celebrity pregnant body is also suspect. Especially when it’s the rags’ favorite lady to concern-troll about weight, Jessica Simpson. More »

Baby Blues: My Husband Doesn’t Understand My Postpartum Depression

Baby Blues: My Husband Doesn’t Understand My Postpartum Depression

Baby Blues is a column about raising my daughter in the windstorm of postpartum depression. Though discussing the dark spots of postpartum depression, I also share my successes.

My husband knew about my depression early in our relationship. I remember talking about it in one of those epic late night phone calls in our dating days. Though he’d had a roommate with extreme bipolar disorder, he had never dated anyone suffering from mental illness. And when I finally told him about my history with cutting, he said, stone-faced, “if you ever do that again, we’re breaking up.” More »