Oops!
September 13, 2006 by kate baggott
Filed under Infancy
As you know, my greatest fear is having two kids who are the same age for part of the year.
It just happened to Britney Spears. Luckily, the overlap is only 2 days.
But all the staff and all the help in the world isn’t going to help her poor body right now. There are some sensitive things that she –like every other mother in the world– is going to have to take care of herself. Two c-sections in less than a year is rough going and recovery is not going to be easy.
Britney, if you’re reading this, chew some gum to get your stomach and digestion working. Even if you’ve never farted before, the sooner you get your system moving, the better it will be for the whole family.
And, as every paparazzi in the world must now be told, it is just as fine for a celebrity mother to have a frumpy day as it is for any other mother. Eventually, we all say good-bye to our abs.
If you, like Britney, are just about to have your second child, read this post so you remember what you need to do immediately after the birth to get back on your feet.
Biological motherhood is not glamourous. Not a bit. No matter who you are.
I have no doubt that Britney is a champion gas-passer! Somehow I think she’ll manage to get her abs back. Maybe they can take care of that while she’s getting her tubes tied — she’s a Fertility Queen! I could never have had two in a year, there were no inputs!!
Hahahahahaha.
I forgot about ab implants. They’ll probably pulled her muscles extra tight before they stitched her up.