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Thank God that’s over!
Today concludes my week as a celebrity blogger.
You might be curious, how I felt writing about Britney, Paris, Angelina, KanYe and Madonna instead of my usual childbirth recovery topics of blood, snot and tears?

According to my sources, the Jolie-Pitt pair are having relationship problems. You know, the Jolie-Pitts. They’ve been together for a few months and they just adopted a fourth child.
As we say where I come from, “Quelle surprise!” Imagine a celebrity couple having a NORMAL response to adding a new baby to the family.

 
Writing a childbirth recovery blog is often a thankless task. It takes a long time to research and write the posts, perform community-building tasks and do promotion. And then, celebrity blogs get all the traffic.
Plus, I’ve often wondered what it would be like to write about Paris Hilton instead of hemorroids, the Jolie-Pitts instead of painful periniums, K-Fed instead of feminine protection.
So, this week, I am going to try celebrity blogging! Beware of my super sarcasm and snotty comments about people I couldn’t care less about.
At the very least, I will be able to give my brain a rest and …read more

Motherhood, especially the postpartum period, is not glamourous. I’ve been known to mention it when celebrities like Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears give birth, to increase the style quotient of this blog. By the way girls, I hope you’re both recovering from those c-sections and that the scar doesn’t show.
But, to tell you the truth, I also do it to bring more traffic to the site. And, with any luck, the information those visitors get will eventually help a new mother who deserves some comfort.
My strategy, though, has been deeply flawed. Jolie, Spears, even the Gilmore Girls, are just …read more

Angelina, congratulations. I am sure your baby girl is just beautiful. Possibly not as lovely as mine, but what can you do? I know, I haven’t congratulated any of the other celebrity mothers of recent months, but you’re different. I know you actually read the briefs the UN sends you before you go out to help people. Your heart is obviously bigger than your lips.
So, if you have any problems with any postpartum discomforts, sore nipples, overstretched abs, work-life balance or a new fashion crisis, don’t worry.
You’re just another woman, another new mother leaking lochia like the rest of us. …read more