Well, I’ve said it before and I will say it again.
The most wonderful thing that will ever come out of your body is a baby. Milk is the second best thing. After that, it’s just the same old you know what.
And that, my friends, is as true for you as it is for celebrity mothers like Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie.
Now, forget about the paparazzi-hounded for a while and pay attention to me instead.
According to the search engine results, I am the only postpartum blogger who actually writes about the more embarassing side-effects (or is that end-effects?) of giving birth.
So, …read more

There have been some really bad pictures of Britney Spears circulating on the Internet, mostly among her childless fans as testament to how she has let herself go back to her “trailer trash” roots. I find blatantly classic remarks disgusting. As if living in one’s parents’ house entitles anyone to look down on someone else’s living arrangements.
As if having a baby and getting pregnant again immediately weren’t reason to look tired and terrible. I don’t want anyone near me with a camera and, even with our recent Blogebrity coupe, that has been easy for me and my people to control. …read more