Breastfeeding 1-2-3 » search-engine http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123 Breastfeeding 1-2-3: A Blog for Breastfeeding Tips and Support Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:49:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 10 Unique Posts on Breastfeeding and Other Trivia http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/10-unique-posts-on-breastfeeding-and-other-trivia/ http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/10-unique-posts-on-breastfeeding-and-other-trivia/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:00:52 +0000 Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor http://www.breastfeeding123.com/10-unique-posts-on-breastfeeding-and-other-trivia/ Post from: Breastfeeding 1-2-3

]]> I planned to do another post on funny search terms that lead people to Breastfeeding 1-2-3, but as I scanned the recent popular search phrases, I came across some interesting searches that lead to actual Breastfeeding 1-2-3 posts on the topic. Click on the links to see what I have posted about:

1. whale milk
2. paladai
3. baby green stool
4. milk in eyes (15 searches for this! Do you think they actually intended to find a post about breast milk in eyes?)
5. worst cities in america
6. the other boleyn girl book quotes
7. bitty booties
8. human rights complaints against delta airlines
9. how to pronounce medela (I knew I couldn’t be the only one who wondered that!)
10. do breast have alveoli

For a good laugh with truly crazy search terms, see:

~ Top 10 Wackiest Search Engine Search Terms
~ Ten More Wacky Search Engine Terms
~ Even More Wacky Search Terms

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]]> http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/10-unique-posts-on-breastfeeding-and-other-trivia/feed/ 0 Even More Wacky Search Engine Terms for the Humorous Carnival of Breastfeeding http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/even-more-wacky-search-engine-terms-for-the-humorous-carnival-of-breastfeeding/ http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/even-more-wacky-search-engine-terms-for-the-humorous-carnival-of-breastfeeding/#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:03:52 +0000 Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor http://www.breastfeeding123.com/even-more-wacky-search-engine-terms-for-the-humorous-carnival-of-breastfeeding/ Post from: Breastfeeding 1-2-3

]]> Welcome to the latest Carnival of Breastfeeding: What’s so funny about breastfeeding? Breastfeeding humor is one of my favorite topics. In the past I have had a lot of fun with the silly search engine terms people use to end up at Breastfeeding 1-2-3. Time for another installment! For more breastfeeding funnies, check out the other carnival entries at the end of this post.

1. “angela white n*ude”
I am flattered. Really. But I can promise you will never see n*ude photos of me here. My toddler nursing photo is as close as you will get!

2. “angela the breastfeeding queen”
Okay, now I am really flattered. And a little confused about why there were three searches for this term. But thanks!

3. “angela white pics”
Stop already! I am starting to blush.

4. “a day with angela white”
How did you know I could use some help with the school run, post office, library, pet food store, grocery store, ballet class?

But enough about me (or rather, my obviously fabulous alter egos)….

5. “free breastfeeding”
One of the best things about it!

6. “fish breastfeeding”
I just can’t picture it.

Tanya at The Motherwear Breastfeeding Blog reviews two funny breastfeeding books.
Stacie at The Twinkies worries about just how long toddler nursing will last!
Andi at Mama Knows Breast shares a dads’ irreverant nursing in public video.
Sinead at Breastfeeding Mums tells the story of a pumping multi-tasking disaster.
Amy at Crunchy Domestic Goddess offers a funny collection of a breastfeeding joke, a picture, and a video.
The Happy Sad Mama shares why she can’t refuse her daughter’s sweet requests to nurse.
Renata at Nurturing Notes reports on a weaning attempt that failed utterly (don’t try this at home!)

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]]> http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/even-more-wacky-search-engine-terms-for-the-humorous-carnival-of-breastfeeding/feed/ 6 Top 10 Wackiest Search Engine Search Terms http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/top-10-wackiest-search-engine-search-terms/ http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/top-10-wackiest-search-engine-search-terms/#comments Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:00:07 +0000 Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor http://www.breastfeeding123.com/top-10-wackiest-search-engine-search-terms/ Post from: Breastfeeding 1-2-3

]]> Don’t worry, I don’t know the identities of the people who made the following internet searches to find Breastfeeding 1-2-3 (although I sure am curious about them)! I also wonder what crazy stuff I’ve been writing to attract such traffic! At any rate, I got a kick out of the fact that people are searching for:

1. “make money faking celebs on photoshop” (Shame on you!)

2. “shopaholics tests” (If you need a test for this, something tells me you are indeed a shopaholic.)

3. “babysitting vocabulary” (Huh?)

4. “pimp t-shirt sew” (Can’t help you there.)

5. “new year resolution & loop hole” (Already looking for the loop hole? It’s still January!)

6. “newscaster nipple pictures” (No comment.)

7. “how can i move a treadmill upstairs?” (Good luck with that!)

8. “shouting babies” (You have my sympathies — breastfeeding can certainly help calm shouting babies!)

9. “twelve sleeping maids” (I couldn’t resist “Googling” this myself and learned that it’s the name of a solitaire card game.)

10. “lactation obsessed blog” (Okay, you got me on that one!)

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