Top 10 Funny Breastfeeding Slogans
December 12, 2007 by Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor
Filed under activism, humor
In no particular order, some funny breastfeeding sayings on t-shirts and bumper stickers seen on Cafepress.com:
1. Why buy the cow when you get mama’s milk for free?
2. Mothersucker.
3. All night milk bar.
4. Weapons of mass lactation.
5. Choosy toddlers choose breastmilk.
6. If nursing in public offends you, please feel free to put a blanket over your head!
7. Silly Daddy, boobs are for babies!
8. Blissed out on breastmilk.
9. My honor student was breast-fed.
and one of my favorites:
10. Mommy’s milk is better than any udder milk!
Milk, Straight from the tap.
Angela, these had me laughing out loud! Do I feel a tee shirt coming on, or what?
ooh, Kristen.. a t-shirt would just be too funny, wonder which one of the 10 sells like crazy…
Ack! Too funny! I particularly liked #10, too.
Those are great!! You should definitely put them on a tshirt. #4 cracked me up!
I like 4 and 10, haha.
what kind of people are you to show this on the enternet.