50 Things You Can Do With Chocolate
August 27, 2007 by Heather R.
Filed under Chocolate, Chocolate Ideas, Chocolate Links, Chocolate Online, Chocolate Pictures, Chocolate Products, Chocolate Recipes, Misc
Think the only thing it’s good for is eating and maybe giving as a gift? Think again! You can:
- Eat it
- Live it
- Make it from scratch
- Get drunk
- Make your own kisses
- Color handmade soap
- Speed paint
- Have some adult fun (safe for work but not for delicate sensibilities)
Make your own Han Solo- Brush your teeth
- Wrestle in it
- Beat addiction
- Wear it
- Become a saboteur
- Paint it
- BRAAAAAINS
- “Write”
Exterminate mankind- Get funky
- Help your pet rat breathe easier
- Make someone lose their appetite
- Worship it
- Create an epic urban legend
- Get down with your bad self [NSFW]
- Mold it
- Make your own chocolate liqueur
Use with extreme caution- Display your loved ones
- Create a bizarre four-way
- Make fire
- Lure the opposite (or same) sex
- Give the best promotional gifts ever
- Finger paint with it
- Help your third grader with her math homework
- Get your protein
Grow a cacao tree
- Annoy everyone within a five cubicle radius
- Apologize
- Make someone blush [NSFW]
- Write a bestseller
- Bathe in it
- Seek revenge
- Disguise yourself
- Create something both disturbing and delicious
Paint with it- Clear up zits
- Revel in your geekiness
- Make a decadent dinner
- Pimp your ride
- Pimp yourself
More ‘50 Things’ around the Home & Dining Channel:
~ 50 Things You Can Make From Scratch
~ Declutter It’s 50 Fabulous Organizing Products
~ The 50 Best Cookie Recipes on the Internet
~ 50 Ways to Bring Color Into Your Home
~ 50 Fresh & Juicy Slices of Offbeat Home Decor
Awesome! Nice work Heather!
Thanks, chica!
Very cool; I love the four way one. I like how you wrote them all in ways that would make me want to click on the link. Great job!
Wow, who knew chocolate had so many uses. I always knew it was the cause of my zits, who knew it could clear them up – a bit of the hair of the dog there.
The chocolate liqueur one looks interesting but I’m not sure I’d brush my teeth with it.
Nice list. Unfortunately my cravings are starting way too early this morning thanks to this!
Deb – then my work here is done! >:D
Jennifer – that four way one sounds amazing, doesn’t it? I read it to my husband and he grimaced at first but the more he thought about it the more intrigued he became. Maybe we’ll give it a shot!
Yep, I had to click on them all. Number 39…um, yeah, I think I barfed a little. Too funny!!
Great list Heather! I can’t imagine how long this took you to pull together. Whew!
I could basically eat my way through that list like Templeton the rat in Charlottes Web
and then I would look like the kid that got turned into a blueberry (except chocolate) in Charlie and the Chocolate FActory.
Yum.
great list! and here i was thinking that chocolate was, you know, food.
may i add
#51. prevent heart attack and
#52. boost brain health
How sweet, what a great collection! I found your site while I was browsing the links at knuttz.net, and I’m extremely delighted to find my font “Fortunaschwein” in your logo
I’ll link to your site, okay?
Hello and welcome, Anke! I’m not sure who created the logo but that’s very cool that it’s your font. A link would be great, thank you!