February Chocolate Bytes Contest
January 30, 2008 by Heather R.
Filed under Chocolate, Chocolate Links, Chocolate Online, Chocolate Products, Contests
It’s a Chocolate Bytes contest!
What you need to do:
~ In honor of Valentine’s Day, comment here with the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard (or heard of). The line doesn’t have to have been used on you – it can be something that happened to a friend or even just one you read about. That’s it! The contest will run until February 11, 11:59pm PST.
As usual, there are two ways to enter:
Get two submissions to win: Leave a comment here telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard. Then link to this contest from your own site or weblog and include that URL with your submission and you now have two chances to win!
OR
Get one submission to win: Pick one or the other above – leave a comment telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard or just link to the contest from your own weblog (I need to be able to see it though, so make sure it’s not a locked or friends-only entry.)
What you could win:
My generous friends at YellowIbis.com have once again donated a theobromine t-shirt! They’ve even custom tweaked it for Valentine’s Day with the molecule surrounded by a heart. Perfect! This t-shirt is also available for sale, so if you don’t want to wait for the contest to end head over and pick one up for yourself!
Click below for more info!
~ Make sure you leave a valid email address with your comment (it will not be displayed) so I can contact you in a timely manner if you win.
~ A name will then be drawn from the eligible submissions on February 12 using the super technical method of pieces of paper in a hat, and the winner will be notified by email and announced here on the site. The winner will then need to send me their mailing address to have the t-shirt sent to, so if you’re not comfortable with that then please don’t enter (though it will never be used for anything else).
~ The contest is open to residents that live in countries that the YellowIbis US Shop ships to (United States, Canada, Mexico, “Central, West, North” Europe, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, China, South Korea). Delivery by Valentine’s Day is not guaranteed!
Disclaimers
- If you win you’ll need to provide my with the t-shirt size you’d like. You don’t get a choice on which molecule you’d like, though – this is a chocolate site, you’re stuck with the chocolate! 
- If you pick the wrong size and wish to exchange it the responsibility is yours: ChocolateBytes.com will not pay for shipping back to the store and then back again to you.
Good luck!!
Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
Is that your phone number on the mens’ room wall?
sits on the floor and says “Can you help me up, cuz i just fell for you”
while bartending I asked a customer do you want another “pitcher” meaning beer. He responded “yeah a picture of you naked”
May I see your tag, cause I swear you had to be made in Heaven
Great shirts!
Worst pick up line done on me:
” What your engaged?! Naw you are wayyyy too fine and young to get married!” *as he looks me up and down*
Grosse, then he tried to say that he met ssmewhere before.
You know you want me
“What’s your sign? Mine’s ‘Slippery When Wet’”.
The absolute worst I’ve ever seen or heard is “hey baby, wanna @#$%&?
As bad as it sounds, we actually know a guy who claims to have had a 40% success rate using this line.
if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
Baby I come here all the time. I Know all of the guys. I’m the best of the worst.
Do you like pancakes? I need to know what to order you for breakfast…
Guy: “hey girl do you have any black in you?
Girl: No
Guy: “You want some?”
you’re not my type but…
I’ve dated your friend would you like to be next?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day….
“Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?”
“No.”
“Just enough to break the ice.”
Har har har!
u know what look good on u…..ME
“Wanna lock braces?”
Do you have any Polish in you?
No, would you like some?
The scary thing is that was said to me by my old boss?
Heaven must be missing an angel because God just answered my prayer.
Look into my eyes, I tell no lies! My heart beats for you. I should hope it beats everyday or else you wouldn’t be here.
Hey, Baby, your body’s like Visa, everywhere I want to be….
Needless to say, his card was rejected!!
I could swim in those beautiful blue eyes of your!
This didn’t work as I was married but “Do women ever get mad at you since you have such a great hsape after having 2 kids”?
Love what you are wearing.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Heaven must be missing an angel. (Actually, I kind of like that one..)
Hey baby, come sit on my lap.
About 20 minutes after buying my friend a fifty cent margarita, a guy she’d never talked to before came back up to her and said, “You left your stuff at my place.”
“I usually charge for a mustache ride, but I’ll give you one for free.” *gag*
The contest is now closed! Any entries after this comment will not count.
Thanks all! I hope to have the winner announced later today!