Jessica Simpson’s DNA For Sale
December 2, 2006 by Lei
Filed under General Genetics and Health
Call the authorities! acypress is attempting to sell Jessica Simpson DNA (encased in chewing gum).
Here’s that pale blue gum. I think it is worth more than 99 cents. I will write a letter stating its’ authenticity & I’ll tell a bit of film gossip to the winner also. I forgot I had this, but glad I found it. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it & you can clone her
With over 2 days left to go in the auction, Jessica’s gum is going for $199.50.
This isn’t the first nor will it be the last time someone tries to sell a celebrity’s DNA. Last year, we had Matt Damon then there was Britney and K-Fed’s corndog. Warning to bidders wishing to extract Jessica Simpson’s DNA: It’s undoubtedly contaminated by now looking at how the seller is handling it with his BARE HANDS. So if you decide to clone, don’t be surprised if you end up with a male ape.
via Simply Dumb
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Oh..my…I nearly did a spit take at the “male ape” warning! LOL!
Like, anyone would, like, even WANT Jessica’s spit?
Now Britney married a male ape, so she wouldn’t have to worry about that!
Kim: I am sure plenty of men would like a bit of Jessica Simpson spit if you get my drift.