A Lip Lickin’ Roger Clemens’s Actions Speak Louder than Words
February 15, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Drugs, Endurance, Exposed!, Misc., Pro Sports
It’s one thing to lick your lips profusely after scarfing down a powdered sugar doughnut. It’s quite another to lick your lips profusely whilst testifying in a Congressional hearing…with no doughnuts in site.
Alas, this appears to be the M.O. of baseball great Roger Clemens these days, as he fumbles through hours of swearing to have never used HGH. While Clemens talks a good game, analysts surely aren’t buying that this guy is on the whole-truth plan (of course, it doesn’t take an analyst to recognize that, now does it?)
With Clemens continuously displaying tell-tale signs of nervousness such as looking down, avoiding eye contact, and wrinkling his forehead, body language experts are left believing there’s more to the story than Clemens lets on. People who are lying, they say, often display the same types of behaviors Clemens does, along with moving their shoulders, clenching their jaws, licking their lips (ahem!), and shuffling their feet.
Of course, displaying signs of nervousness does not automatically mean the guy is lying. I mean, who wouldn’t be nervous trying to clear your name in front of Congress? And besides, maybe he’s just thinking about powdered doughnuts…
sadly, i think he is lying about something. or maybe it the thought of doughnuts, happens to homer all the time.
Snzxxxx! Yanno Fat Man, if he were a little more yellow, Roger Clemens might actually resemble Homer! Thanks for the laugh!