7 Reasons Drugs Are Waaaaay Better Than Vitamins
May 24, 2007 by gayla
Filed under Fiction, Medicine, Philosophy, Politics
I’m sick of these alternative health hucksters trying to profit off innocent souls by selling them dangerous, deceitful products. Why aren’t vitamins regulated? Drugs are regulated by the FDA to protect citizens’ health, and it’s about time vitamins were, too. There are seven very compelling reasons why drugs are way better than vitamins. If anything, we ought to deregulate drugs (prescription drugs, people) and ban those dangerous vitamins! Reason #7: Vitamins may be essential to life, but drugs help mask the symptoms of all the sh*t you shouldn’t be doing to your body. Okay, so the body needs vitamins to, you know, not die or something. The WHO (World Health Organization – not the band) says vitamin deficiencies will... [Read more]
BONUS! When You’re an Anorexic You Get a Lot More Than Skinny
- I guess you like the idea of being constantly sick, tired, cold and hungry. - I guess that you won’t mind becoming introvert and anti-social. - I guess you want to be alone and scared. - I guess you want to obsess over every calorie you consume. - I guess you don’t care that malnutrition can cause permanent damage to your reproduction organs, which could prevent you from having children in the future. - I guess you don’t mind staying awake all night because you’re too hungry to fall asleep. - I guess you think pale and yellowish skin is attractive. - I guess it doesn’t bother you that starvation can damage vital organs such as the brain and heart. - I guess you don’t care about the risk of irregular heart rhythms and... [Read more]
