The Cadaver Calculator!
Ever wondered how much your body is worth? Start planning now with the Cadaver Calculator!
The Cadaver Calculator asks you a series of questions, including whether you are fit or obese, if you’re a lil smokey or not, how much liquor you quaff, if you are an albino (hey), and if you ever eat anything remotely leafy and green. My mortal coil is evidently worth 5 G’s. How much is yours worth?
(Brilliant: the Cadaver Calculator comes to us via Mingle2, an online dating site. Now that’s romance!)
I sure hope people who have really weird habits have more valuable cadavers (e.g. eating commercial fertilizer). After all, if you pursue odd enough behaviors, your body could be classified as a “curiosity.”
Ha, good point!
Cadavers are like dead people right? sorry i am only 12