Conspiracy Corner: Space Age Healthcare
Have you heard the latest *shhhh* conspiracy theory?
Our Governments can do anything. They have all sorts of strange technologies they’re not sharing with us. All sorts of fantastic proofs for the unexplained mysteries of the universe, and national cover-ups so fabulous you’d never credit it (Here’s one for free – yes, we landed on the Moon – but we built it first. It’s made of plywood, which took decades to ship up there. See? You don’t believe me).
And it’s common knowledge that all the government agencies can spy on us from above, using all those secret satellites up there. They can do anything with those satellites – maybe even look into our bodies and diagnose illnesses.
The Washington Post reports that a man in Rayville pocketed more than $800,000 from family members and friends by claiming his wife was a CIA agent that could arrange for spy satellites to scan their bodies in search of medical problems. But that’s not all: if a problem was found, a cure could be secretly administered as they slept. (So that’s why those Men In Black always look so healthy). This would cost a bit extra, of course.
The doctor will shortly be in.
Tragically, instead of being hailed as national heroes in the quest for freedom and justice, the couple in question were convicted of fraud, forced to pay everything back, and locked away for a total of nine and a half years. The District Attorney even went as far as labeling them “scam artists”, and the national media ran with the story until its legs gave out…..because at the end of these long winter days, there’s nothing more heartwarming than hearing about people making absolute fools of themselves.
But do you know what this really sounds like to me? Cover-up. Yeah.
(This is a guest post by Mike Sowden).
(Image credit: BBC News Online)
Wow. Just wow.
Sounds like its time for a UFO HMO Plan.