Sexbolt Saturday: A Fella’s Willy – Handle With Care
December 29, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Easy Health Tips, Extreme, Oddities, Sex, Sexbolt Saturday, Your Body
CAUTION: Handle With Care
When an ER nurse I know told me a couple years back about some poor schmuck that came in with a “broken dick”, my first reaction was to crack up. It seemed preposterous. Everyone knows there’s no “bone” in “boner”, so how could that be?
The grave look on this (male) nurse’s face told me that “Hell yeah, it’s possible” and “Hell yeah, I’m glad it wasn’t me!”
See, what happens is that the shaft of the penis, which is made up of two chambers of spongy tissue called the corpora cavernosa, fills with blood in response to sexual thoughts or stimulation, causing a superb stiffy. If a man were to get a little crazy with said stiffy – like overzealously pummeling a target, then missing it, or having a partner abruptly slip off the saddle – the thick membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa can tear, creating an audible cracking sound (gah!) This, no surprise, is followed by a quick loss of the erection, excruciating pain and bruising, and a rod that is visibly bent.
Mind you, one would have to get very, uh, aerobic, to make such a thing happen, and this type of injury is quite rare. But it is a possibility, and incurring such an injury is very serious and must be treated immediately. This is not the time to let pride take precedence. Get that broken buddy to the doctor, and stat!
Side-effects of a “broken penis” include:
- Possible damage to the urethra, which can impede urination
- Likeliness of surgery to repair the membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa to restore or preserve erectile abilities
- Quick intervention to be sure the “break” is “set” sooner rather than later to prevent mishapenness
So if you and your lover pride yourselves in your bedroom athleticism, great. Just be sure that when Willy comes out, he’s handled with care and respect.
Awww cringe.
Well stated! Enough said. If I offered anymore insight on this post I would be giving out TMI.
Hey Moe – If there’s a man on earth who reads this and does not cringe afterwards, he needs his pulse checked.
Thanks for stopping by!
Please tell me you don’t have any personal experiences with this post topic, Scott!!! Please!
Almost, But like I said. TMI.
In addition to the fractured appendage you mentioned in this post, that same appendage can, well, remain tense for too long. This is known as priaprism and lasts greater than 4 hours, by definition. It’s painful, but I imagine not as painful as the fracture you described. Some of those ED drugs can cause this disorder, along with a few other drugs with this unfortunate side effect. There is a cure, that is non-sexual, once you are in the ER.