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Healing Codes For The Biological Apocalypse!

October 11, 2006 by Liz Lewis  
Filed under Gear, Humor, Media, Science, Technology, Your Mind

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This website is much more entertaining than Break.com or CollegeHumor.com can ever hope to be, to me anyway. It’s like some kind of futuristic, pseudo religious, science-fiction bargain bin. Just look at the title to this video, for instance. It’s like it was written by a buzzword generator. (Maybe it was. See also: DNA Pirates of the Sacred Spiral.) They should have named it Super Monkey Death Car.

The people who buy into this crap are the same people who read tabloids in the supermarket and think they are real. I think this website is a fascinating look into how our culture is moving towards a completely niche system of communication where someone can surround themselves with only the sort of opinions they want (our subconsciously want) to perceive. It does not matter how isolated someone’s point of view may be in a “normal” community. Whether they’re neo-Nazi’s or ASCII music video directors, with access to the internet the slightest minority viewpoint can find thousands of others that agree with them; maybe millions. If GooTube and Odeo are on the cutting edge of this media revolution, Healthy World Distributing, LLC is on the dull, poorly-cast trailing edge that’s following behind.

Companies like this prey upon people’s ignorance and stupidity, which is largely built on a a pseudo science and pop-culture religion where the rapture is a mini-series staring Kirk Cameron as well as something a HEPA-filter can stop.

Having said all that, their video page is good, but their “equipment” page is even better.

The FDA, ULTRA-MK, Miracle 6*

(*FDA stands for “Frequency Delivery Appliance.” ULTRA-MK refers to the CIA’s MK-Ultra program. The name “Miracle 6″ derives from third note of the ancient musical scale–the source of the British Secret Service’s MI-6 division title.)**

Description:

Every species of life has its own electromagnetic “signature”, a pattern of oscillation based on its individual genetic blueprint. It’s different for all forms of life. This instrument is based on Royal Raymond Rife’s quest to study these unique electromagnetic “signatures” of Viruses, bacteria, parasites, fungi and cancer cells; and experimenting with special frequencies to DESTROY these pathogens and pathogenic forms of life…

That double-asterisk at the end of the FDA disclaimer? Waay down at the bottom.

**Only our Divine Creator administers healing, regardless of the human technology used, and government authorities that administer and/or condone “iatrogenocide” in support of the petrochemical-pharmaceutical cartel should be ashamed of themselves.

Why is iatrogenocide (only definition I could find) in quotes? Why isn’t this entire website in quotes?

And the price for this doohickey: $1895.00. I’ll bet it’s $20 bucks worth of radio-shack parts, if that. And it keeps going and keeps getting better. There’s just too much to list here. Don’t miss the A $140 rock or the Holy Harmony Tuning Forks!

I’m in the wrong business; holy shit.

Healing Codes for the Biological Apocalypse – Healthy World Distributing, L.L.C.

[tags] Holy, pseudo, religion, apocalypse, holy, codes, sacred, science [/tags]

Update: My little rant here is generating some interesting targeted ads from Google up there at the tops and bottoms of the page. Click through to the permalink and check it out. Neat-o, now I’m pushing this crap, too!

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Comments

2 Responses to “Healing Codes For The Biological Apocalypse!”
  1. Tommy says:

    “IT EXPLAINS THE LUNACY OF PRACTICING CHEMICAL TOXICITY AND PHARMACEUTICAL SORCERY WHEN DIVINE INTELLIGENCE AND NATURAL HEALING IS AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE. . . .”

    I love that legitimate medicine is “sorcery”.

    That said, I think I’m going to spring for the $2500 foot spa.

  2. Wade says:

    Oooh, sounds nice.

    There’s so many great quotes to pull of this site. It could be feature in and of itself.

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