Man Wakes Up in Time to Experience His Own Autopsy
Um, guys?
When a distraught Venezuelan woman arrived at the morgue to identify her dead husband, she was overjoyed to learn he was still alive – albeit with a bit of a nick from the pathologist’s blade. The man was merely unconscious when the medical examiners began the autopsy by first cutting into his face. The pain of the incision immediately revived him and the examiners hurried to stanch the bleeding (oops!) and stitch his face back together. As to whether their dignity is in one piece, we can’t be sure.
this is a joke right? how could they think he was dead?
Dude just needed a nap.
But if I ever go unconscious and only a knife in the face will wake me up, then I say start stabbing before the toe tag is attached, all right?
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