New Study: Men Wish Staring at Women’s Breasts Made Them Healthier
I got very interesting email in my in-box today. It was about a German study released in The New England Journal of Medicine about the physical benefits of men staring at women breasts.
I say with the utmost conviction that this article is, erm, unsupported.
This was kind of expected as I got to the, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly the equivalent to a thirty-minute aerobics workout.” If this fact were true, our nation would be simply crawling with Adonises instead of Homers. Furthermore, nowhere in The New England Journal of Medicine does a German study appear by author Karen Weatherby.
If only… Eh, fellas?
Thanks, Nathan!
If staring at them adds 5 years of life, then touching, caressing and fondling everyday must add at least 10+…