Party Down in America’s Hardest Drinking Cities
Hey, Austin, Texas! You guys are topping yet another list. In addition to having some of the ickiest restaurants in the nation, you are also some of the hardest partiers (maybe that’s why you don’t notice if a restaurant is filthy, eh? Um, sorry, bad joke.)
Anyway, Texans may be the toppers, but Midwesterners aren’t far behind. In fact, Midwest towns capture close to half of the top 15 slots. Who else made the list? Check them out here, adapted from a Forbes.com slideshow (complete with awesome photos):
1. Austin, TX
2. Milwaukee, WI
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Providence, RI
5. Chicago, IL
8. Seattle, WA (tie)
8. Cleveland, OH (tie)
8. St. Louis, MO (tie)
9. Boston, MA
10. Cincinnati, OH
11. Pittsburgh, PA
12. Virginia Beach, VA
13. Portland, OR
14. Jacksonville, FL
15. Detroit, MI
Is your city on the list?
For an extremely detailed explanation of how Forbes arrived at these findings, check out the full article.
Bottom’s up!
we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!we’re number one!
Congratulations, Miz. I’m headed down thar to party with you. Just don’t take me out to dinner while I’m there!