Diet Advice from Posh Spice!
July 6, 2007 by Sara Ost
Filed under Beauty, Blogosphere, Diets and Dieting, Food and Drink, Weight Loss
Everyone’s favorite singer, Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice) recommends a decadent diet of strawberries, lettuce, and edamame. But it’s really the air that does the trick. Good thing this voluptuous woman is schooling her frumpalump former bandmates, the Spice Girls, on the eve of their highly-anticipated reunion. (Aww, man…I just got Wannabe out of my head. Like, yesterday.)
Now, I’m looking at this picture, and I’m thinking…from what exact region of the anatomy will any of these ladies be losing fat? They all look healthy and fit to me. In fact, if I had to make an educated guess, I would venture that these women probably eat a fair amount of things like fish, vegetables and perhaps nuts, and possibly lift weights…which simply won’t do.
As if I need to tell you, I don’t recommend living on strawberries and lettuce, though they’re perfectly nice and never hurt anybody. You need protein for your muscles and bones, and you need fat to nourish your brain and absorb vitamins (women in particular need to stop worrying about fat).
Plus, it’s nice to lift heavy objects, like books, once in a while.
Spice Girls Weight Summary:
Baby – The magical reverse Brazilian butt lift where they take fat and stick it In your face cheeks, she looks like she’s holding winter food for an army of chipmunks.
Posh – It’s like two water balloons hanging off a straw, what the hell is that. I know anyone would lose weight from her healthy diet of Air and Shopping, but damn, should anyone take advice from a sagging pile of silicone and stitches?
Scary – What can I say, Hot enough for Eddie Murphy to knock up, hot enough for me… to knock… up… wait a tick
And I guess the other two, whose names I have So thankfully forgot will just have to go on as Normal Spice 1 and Normal Spice 2. All I can say to them is, GET OUT! Get out now while you still have a chance! run spice, ruun! Fly you fools!
Not to say im not thankful for the spice girls getting back together…but I am not thankful for the spicegirls getting back together. Now all we need is another album from Britney, Jessica, and Christina and all the signs will be in place for the coming of the apocalypse…
oh…
my…
god
You’re hired!
Sometimes I think celebrities take the diet hype a little too far as they don’t need to be advocating diets in the first place!
every guy I know think Victoria Beckham is Super Freaking Ugly. She has had too much work done.
Lettuce – wow, fun!
if she’s living off edamame, she must be popping a whole lot of Bean-o. i can’t eat that stuff – it blows me up like a balloon. i’m surprised that’s anybody’s diet tip.
edamame and beer! the perfect japanese summer
Notice how Sporty doesn’t even want to get too close to Victoria Beckham (Posh). And Posh looks very very strange, sort of like a mannequin.
VICTORIA BECKHAM IS UGLY!
You don’t need protein from cooked meat, silly, how many wrong things have we all been taught.
I myself am fruitarian about 2 years and raw vegan 4-5
I am not too skinny, and rarely hungry. I have alot of energy.
There is a lot of myths, we all know that, the protein one is the biggest
Suvine.com
I heard that she lost all of the baby weight she had gained by just eating cucumbers and drinking water i have been doing it for one week and lost 10 pounds i dont care what people call her thank you victoria beckham!!!!
Do they just eat raw edamame and lettuce all day? I mean i wanna know what they do with the food, do they cook or wat. Some one tell me, please!