Comments on: We Don’t Serve No Fat Folks Here, Y’all http://www.blisstree.com/healthbolt/we-dont-serve-no-fat-folks-here-yall/ Health News and Commentary - Weird Health News and Information Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:28:20 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Liberty http://www.blisstree.com/healthbolt/we-dont-serve-no-fat-folks-here-yall/comment-page-1/#comment-3659 Liberty Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:33:56 +0000 http://www.healthbolt.net/2008/02/04/we-dont-serve-no-fat-folks-here-yall/#comment-3659 Oh, I'm laughing, Adrian! What a hoot! Thanks for the hearty guffaw, and let's hope you're not elected into any political positions any time soon. Ideas like these might be too fun not to try and push! ;) Oh, I’m laughing, Adrian! What a hoot! Thanks for the hearty guffaw, and let’s hope you’re not elected into any political positions any time soon. Ideas like these might be too fun not to try and push! ;)

]]> By: Adrian http://www.blisstree.com/healthbolt/we-dont-serve-no-fat-folks-here-yall/comment-page-1/#comment-3535 Adrian Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:45:35 +0000 http://www.healthbolt.net/2008/02/04/we-dont-serve-no-fat-folks-here-yall/#comment-3535 We could model the legislation after the smoking laws: the restaurant could be divided up into "eating" and "non-eating" sections, patrons would be required to show ID before ordering food, bananas must come with a warning sticker and a photo of an ulcerated stomach, ads featuring food would be banned from television, and kids would be taught to Just Say No to food. I know, I know, that's absurd! A much more practical measurement would be some sort of government-issued ID entitling citizens to eat food of their own choosing. Green grocers would have to check this every time you'd go shopping and if you go over, then you'd be forced to go to a state-regulated diet and be banned from all restaurants, convenience stores and supermarkets. It may be tough, but just think of what a Brave New World it would usher in. (With ideas this bad, ya gotta laugh or you'd cry :) ) We could model the legislation after the smoking laws: the restaurant could be divided up into “eating” and “non-eating” sections, patrons would be required to show ID before ordering food, bananas must come with a warning sticker and a photo of an ulcerated stomach, ads featuring food would be banned from television, and kids would be taught to Just Say No to food.

I know, I know, that’s absurd! A much more practical measurement would be some sort of government-issued ID entitling citizens to eat food of their own choosing. Green grocers would have to check this every time you’d go shopping and if you go over, then you’d be forced to go to a state-regulated diet and be banned from all restaurants, convenience stores and supermarkets. It may be tough, but just think of what a Brave New World it would usher in.

(With ideas this bad, ya gotta laugh or you’d cry :) )

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