So.  Keep in mind that I gave the Starbucks Ipanema Bourbon a great review…
Starbucks recently introduced what may be the biggest set back for coffee drinkers since it was being boiled with eggshells over open fires by men named Slim, Cookie, and Billy Joe.
Starbucks Via is their newest foray into grasping at straws….  Short for Very Icky Aroma.  So, brace yourselves..because we’re goin’ in..

O.k.. the packaging is nice.  I like it.  Slimline, nice colors…good deco/upscale look.
But it goes down hill from the moment you open it and the scent of the coffee spills out.  If you have ever walked in …read more

Well, they just emailed me only moments ago.  Youc an now officially get a free sample of Starbucks Instant.
If I was really nice I would get one and try it so I could tell you about it.  I am not sure I am that nice.  We’ll see.
Here is where you go for the free sample, Starbucks Instant Coffee.
Image:via Starbucks

I have tried hard not to comment on this.
I have tried hard not to comment on this.
I have tried hard not to comment on this.
I have……
Aaawww, junk.  I can’t do it.
If you haven’t heard, Starbucks will set coffee technology back fifty years next week and unveil its own instant coffee.

You know what moobs are, right?
Man boobs.  Apparently alot of men are getting them.
Without paying for them, I mean.  Researchers are trying to figure out what is going on quicker than Playtex can come out with a camoflauge print 60 Almost a B  cup man bra.  Sports team logo optional.

 
Yep..it has finally happened.  Someone has found a use for instant coffee.
All of those years when you wondered why in the world Taster’s Choice even existed, all of those stale jars of Folger’s instant….well..now you know.  Everything has a purpose…even instant coffee…